Where has that old floosie of a wife gotten to? Alls I've got are nibbles and herbal tea...its enough to make a bloke fret for the attention he used to get from his mother...now there was a real cook...should've married her but she was already taken...Gol darn it.

Now Thorn doggie jest you git out there and see whats keeping her... I am too much of a bloke to be asked to wait for much linger...go to it Thorn...sic her okily dokily.