
The fixture behind the toilet is actually a small tap and sink for hand washing but the piece de resistience is the amazing hand controls beside the toilet. One sends a squirt of water to wash your bottom and the other jets of warm air to dry the same. I do not know what all the others are for, but wonder what happens if you have too much Sake and have to kneel before this throne to vomit... not that thats ever happened to moi... what could happen if you accidentally pressed the squirt button... a good mouth rinse if you were lucky. What about all those other buttons... but what worries me and it worries me and it worries me is that innocuous little electric cord leading to the 240watt powerpoint...
Don't tell me that there are no more kamikazes any more.

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