My sister "Attilla of the Hens" in mopping up detail after she got so excited on Melbourne Cup Day (Australia) she knocked over a whole bottle of beer this young chappie had bought over for the occasion.

He looks terribly sad and her suitably chastened...and to think when I was a little kid I was scared crazy of her!!!

We didn't have any beer at all to give him...miles from a pub or town.